The Ladder Theory

This is actually unbelievable.

And funny.

Unbelievably funny.

A girl says any of the following to you:

• "You're like a brother to me"
• "You're like a big teddy bear".
• "I feel like I can talk to you about anything"
• "You're so nice"
• "Can you help me with my homework"

Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.

I had completely forgotten about the Ladder Theory till I read someone's post, and good golly does this bring up fond memories. And about kicking guys into the abyss when they try jumping from the Friends to Boyfriends ladder was just hilarious. And so true. It means you're an intellectual whore, by the way.

For the unfamiliar, you can read more on the Ladder Theory here.

*edit* I had to add this in:

Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe.
There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:

1. The guy is gay
2. The guy does not find you attractive
3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder

Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively.